- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

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How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

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A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

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Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

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Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

A white man walks down an alley and sees two black men. They say hello and then are on their way.

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I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

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