- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

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Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

Mormons having fun.

A black man burned down my house. It was on minecraft you racist!

Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

What is the difference between a black man and a sofa? A black man is a human being with feelings, while a sofa is an inanimate object that people sit on in order to enjoy comfort and possibly watch television.

What is it called when you kill a gay man? Homocide

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

2 + 2 = 4

When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

roses are red violets are blue some poems make sense banana monkey glue

What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

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