- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

have you ever had african food? neither have they

My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

Safe sex MR

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

How many apple does it take to turn a fridge into a water buffalo? Yellow tactics because of the Minty fragrance

what did the clock say to the other clock? .. were both lawyers!

What did the little boy get for christimas? Nothing because he's a selfish asshole.

Why is there such a big box because there is some writing down here :)

A giraffe walks into a bar.... just kidding, a giraffe wouldnt fit in a bar.

Why did the blackjack player gamble every night and day and not eat, sleep, or use the bathroom? To practice for a tournament in which the grand prize was to save his dying grandmother.

Two crabs are standing on a wall. One of them falls down. The second one's name is Georges.

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