A woman walks into a bar. Since having equal rights, she too falls unconcious..... Several men walk toward the bar

Why did the women knock on the door? she needed to do a shit

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Why do Mexicans get made fun of? Because they are Mexican

a jew, a latino and an aboriginal walk into a bar this is an example of a great inter-racial comunity

What dies but was never living? The hopes and dreams of small children.

what happened to the baseball player who couldnt throw? he was very unsuccessful, as throwing is the most important skill of the game

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

A black man walks Into a bar.

What did the football coach say to fire up his team? Nothing. He was not legally allowed to say anything to his team as they were being locked out by the coach's boss, the owner of the team and anything that he said to them could lose him his job.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

i fell like im going to reverse john becase i ate a bikle penis jackson

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

What did one socially awkward kid say to another socially awkward kid? Nothing

your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

Evolution is real. Why? Pikachu evolves.

A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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