What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape

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your moms soooooo FAT that she went on a diet and became really sexy

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Women's rights

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one day a boy was in his bed he woke up and stepped on his carpet,he then got out a bowl and some breakfast, 23 minutes later the boy rode to school on his bike and parked it in a bike room, he then sat down at his seat and pulled out his history book and waited for Mr Jonty Nicholls to finish his coffee so he could learn about hitler.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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The Definition of Megan Bates 800 Hamburgers

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Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

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Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

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Who keeps his best friend in a gun rack? a red neck.

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Dyslexics are teople poo

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why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Xzibit

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

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What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

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if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

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Do your parents know you're gay?

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what did the blind man see? Nothing he felt the penis in his butt.

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what do a parrot and a hippo have in common? i want to kill every non white human being!!!!

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No, its just his eye, its infected, he gets fever and well, that is all I should say. Nero is my friend and I do not like it when people lie to him, he is outside having a cigarette, I do not think he wants to speak with you anymore. Bye.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Your neighbor.

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Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

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Anti Joke

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