Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

What do you get if you mix razor blades with babies? An erection.

What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

What rhymes with milk...milf

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

What happens when someone with ADD tells a joke? I forgot.

Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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