- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

What did the skinny man say to the fat woman. That sucks.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

What's the difference between a duck?

What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

What did the little boy with no arms get for cristmas? A football.

i have two hands.

What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

I am iron man 24 flavors in my van i am the icecream man i have met jackie chan

A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5 then all together you have $10. It was announced that the obverse portrait of Alexander Hamiliton would be replaced by the portrait of an undecided woman, starting in the year 2020. If you wait long enough, you can exchange the $10 for the new $10 bill.

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Why is the post under me so funny? Because the boy won't be able to play the x box!

What did a policeman say to his belly? Nothing. Because he knows his belly is incapable of speech.

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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