who's that hot blonde at the disco? your mother.

kieran scott has a huge back

You know what is funny about r.ape? Nothing. It's horror

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one is ever going to be there for you. Also, you're adopted.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

A man on crutches walked across the road. Suddenly he fell and sprained his foot. He was pleased that he was carrying crutches.

Your momma's so fat that she is at risk for heart disease and diabetes.

Smell your breath Coamhin you smelly cunt

a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

bill is either dead or alive. bill is not dead therefore bill is alive

Roses are red, Violets are BLACK!

Why did the boy get hit by the bus? He didn't check both sides before crossing

What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common? Their middle name.

A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

Agent 47.

Q: what is long hard and full of seamen A: a submarine

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock.. Whose there? Not Sara

I`m not as random as you think i`m salad.

How do you get 100 Jews in a car? It is physically impossible to fit 100 full grown homosapians into a vehicle, therefore it will not work.

A man walks into a bar. He has suffered from a concussion and is now in the emergency room.

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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