Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

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What's long, hard, and full of seamen? An ejaculating penis.

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Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

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What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

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A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

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Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

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Why was there an awkward silence? Because numerous people gathered in a room were not talking.

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What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

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Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

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Statues: Show what great people look like, if birds shit all over them.

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How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

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A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline

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why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

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What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

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LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

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How many men do you have to have sex with to show that you're gay? But, I'm a woman!

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quik reply fuckker, im at the room on the left at the uh... forgot anywayss third floor, to the end of the hospital, btw, I told The Goat and Fingern to wait for you at the entrance, and I paid them to kick your ass... WHOS YOUR DADDY! Well soon ill be your dad and the father of your sisters first kid! Man, relax, I told them to just drag you outside and kick you in the nuts, then some atomixc elbows and make u bleed... Your suufering is none of use of me if your ded, plz reply abut your sufferage when they are done, u really think id fight your dirty shit yourself? I AM THE LEADer THE ONE WHO KNOcKS! I DONT LIKE THE FIGHT! PEOPLE FIGHT FOR ME! IN MY NamEN MY GLORY!! Amen, you will soon become an uncle... Nah, tell your sis its a joke, I already told her I insist bangign her look at the pone Goat has in his poket, her last responz is "now?" and two smileys with eyes poppingg XD Seriously, if they are not already kicking your ass... Well, they sent me a pic, I suppose you will end up at the hospital too, looks bad kid... But you know the goat, that kid wants to kill, and probably has... ill let theem know that if thhhhey kill youu, they hmmm... then I cantt beat you um mysepf, so no killins in my name, reelas ill call em, but you are just bruise now, I want moar blood. Nero Metal, the coldest leader, of the universe. (dat tok like 6 mins to tyype so wort it, if you diee, i dont responsible for the goat, but i think finger will stop him zoon.

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Anti Joke

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