Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

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What was the blind man doing before he was strangled? He was breathing.

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Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

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Get off my porch.

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

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Whats worse then the quote "Do it, hit her!" The quote "Do it, Hitler!"

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Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass...! I said "ass" a lot, sorry for the language

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? EVERYWHERE

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A Jewish man with a 20 mile boner walks into a wall. Which body part hits the wall first? His nose

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Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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A guy walks into a bar with a watermelon under his shirt. The bartender asks what is under his shirt. He says, a watermelon.

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GADZOOKS!

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? Because She had no arms. Why did suzie fall off again? Becauze Jimmy was trying to snipe her in the head the first time

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what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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How many amoebas does it take to change a light bulb? Depending on your religious belief and the variation in evolutionary growth, a full study on the answer would require immense time and be very costly. I would also not feel comfortable providing an answer based on opinion or estimated guess. The answer is therefor be inconclusive.

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Why did the cookie die Because a fat kid was hungry

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What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. Question is, how did they get in there?

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all your base are belong to mark

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How do you make an electrician cry? You kidnap him and his mother, tie them both to chairs in your garage, and force him to watch you stab his mother repeatedly in the face while laughing and licking up her blood and tears. Then cut his arms and legs off, lock him in a cage with his mothers body, and go in there everyday and eat a delicious meal while watching him starve to death next to his dead mother.

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Why did Jimmy through a glass at spouse? Jimmy was an abusive husband who had a tendancy to drink too much.

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I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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