Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Dave then complied, opened the door and let the police search his house. He was then found innocent of drug related charges.

what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

jibby jobby

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

kesha is a virgin.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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