What did the elephant say to the other elephant? We're both elephants!

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Did you hear about the guy that dropped the soap in prison? He apparently gripped it a bit too tightly causing it to slip out of his hands, but managed to pick it up promptly and finish showering with no further incidence.

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Adam ci ?mierdz?cy kutas mi sie ya mam

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A duck walks into a bar. The large African American male at table three punches the smaller Asian man at the bar because of a long standing and unfulfilled monetary debt. The Asian man procedes to pull out a concealed knife and repeatedly stab his assailant until he is dead. The duck orders several rounds of whiskey due to the fact that it has recently been fired from its job. Later that night, it took its own life.

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What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

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want to hear a dirty joke tommy fell in the mud a clean joke he took a bath with bubbles bubbles was his neighbor

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What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

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What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

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Justin Bieber hits puberty

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If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

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No this is Patrick, I'm not a krusty krab

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The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

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Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

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Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

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what's a self-driving car 10 years from now? probably just "a car".

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What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

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what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

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what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

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Train A leaves the station at 1:42 while traveling in 176kmh. How long will it take for the conductor to realize the bridge it ou... Too long.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet

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Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and due to genetics could not see well without the help of glasses.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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