Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

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What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

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A- knock knock B- whose there? A- Chuck Norris B- chuck norris who? A- are you retarded?

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Why did the man walk into the bar? To purchase alcoholic beverages ready for consumption.

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Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

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What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

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there is 500 dicks on the wall how many will choke on? None?? so ur a professional!!!! lol

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What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!

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what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

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A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

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What's the difference between Wolfjob and a Jew? Wolfjob is attractive.

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How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

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What did the black man say to the asian man? hello.

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What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

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What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

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Q. What did the wierd kid get for christmas A. A Pokemon diamond edition

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A baby walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "what'll ya have, Sport?" The baby's family runs in with a video camera screaming for joy over his first steps.

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One day in Africa there was a family of Americans touring an African village. They were a happily married couple with a four year old son. This day however was a very sad day because a group of elephants came trampling through the village. The couple left there kids inside and went to help control the elephants. however the elephants killed them all with their feet. Now the little boy wandered outside because after all he was just a little boy. He was about to be killed when a baby elephant calmed down his mom, so he saved his life. The baby elephant then took the little boy back to the airport by which the married couple came because elephants are very smart. The boy didnt want to leave his new found friend the baby elephant but the little boy was then sent back and lived with his Uncle. When he was older, he had a child of his own, a little boy. One day he decided to take his son to a circus, that was from Africa. He didnt realize there would be elephants there. This day the elephants got spooked by a mice and started to stomp all around. Then the man realized his son was missing. He looked down to find his son about to be stomped on by this old elephant. Just as the elephant was about to stomp he and the man made eye contact. The man thought noticed the look in that elephants eyes, like he reconized them. He thought mabye, just mabye it was the same elephant he was saved by. Turns out it wasn't and the elephant killed his son.

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(SAY KATCHUP AND LICKER AFTER EVERY SENTENCE) FOR BREAKFEAST I HAD (KATCHUP AND LICKER) FOR LUNCH I HAD I SEE MY GIRL FRIEND AT THE MALL SO I (KATCH UP AND LICK HER

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Why couldnt the car move? It got blown up by a tank.

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What did Johnny do this wednesday? He went to school to be academically taught to get a high GPA of all the other children so he could go and pursuit his dream so he won't be left at home with a drunk wife and 6 kids with $190,000 in debt from the IRS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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