I created darkness. God created the stars. God created the bee. I created the wasp. God created the child. I banged your mother. Moral: Soon my wings of darkness shall destroy your very own star, these words seem empty now, so I will fill them with true meaning and purpose as I will give the same to you the day the sky brightens no more.

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Interrupting kid with ADHD" *I did not respond, as I knew he would interrupt me before I was able to finish the sentence.*

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There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

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What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? The Farmer immediately noticed the oncoming car and flagged it down so the driver would stop and he could grab his chicken and carry it safely back to the coop

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How did Chinese people get their names? They throw their pots and pans down the stairs. It says, "CHING CHANG CHONG!!!"

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What do you get when you cross Winter Squash, Beets, Ham, Coffee, Spinach, Hexamine, Cadmium, Detergent, and some love? A bowl full of crap.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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Roses are lamp, Violets are squirrel, I have ADHD, LET'S DANCE!

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Whats 9 + 10? 19.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

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Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

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whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

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What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

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Have you ever seen that really famous blind man's house? Neither has he.

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Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

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What do you get when you cross a pumpkin with a kangaroo? An irrelevant punchline.

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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Q. What did the buddhist monk say to the hotdog vendor? A. "I'd like a hotdog, please."

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Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the black person

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Dan walked into a jelly fish

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Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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