- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

What's larger than a grandmother clock? Plenty of things.

What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

Im taking a shit right now.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

A man with ADD walks into a bar, what did he say? Look a squirrel!!!

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

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Adam ci ?mierdz?cy kutas mi sie ya mam

why is red the first color in the rainbow? I don't know go ask a scientist.

roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

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You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic men? 25

A police officer walks into a bar. He uses the ATM and withdraws 20 dollars. After greeting the bartender he leaves the establishment and proceeds to go on duty. The cop was really friendly.

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