The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

No thank you, I don't like violence

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Why did the blond girl get fired from the M&M Factory. Becouse she removed all the W's

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

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a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

What do you call a black man at the head of the U.S.? A mistake.

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

What happens when you shoot a giraffe? It dies.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

What's utter destruction but still has wheels? A car that was crushed at a junk yard, after the Bridgestone tires were removed for another car that could still use them

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

i am writing this because i felt like it.

What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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