What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

knock knock, Whos there ?? Johnny. Come in fish.

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

Waffles ate my grandma

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

Prostate exam > Some of these Anti Jokes

how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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