knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

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why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

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A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

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Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Go home and hang yourself.

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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An African-American man calls KFC. An employee answers. "Thank you for calling KFC." The man replies, "I'm sorry, I must have dialed the wrong number."

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A girl and a boy where sitting on a couch together. The boy told the girl politly that she hass gained a significant amount of weight and should lose it. She then pulled out a candy bar in her back pocket and shoved it down his throat, to which he suffocated, because she was on her period when to comment was made.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? It depends on how many seats there are, but some could double-buckle and stuff like that to fit more if necessary.

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What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

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Girl: How do I know if I'm Jewish? Guy: Are you Jewish? Girl: No. Guy: There ya go.

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How do you fit 3 squirtles two bulbasors and a charmander in a smart car You poke em on

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what did the special ed kid get on his iq test? drool

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

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lol

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Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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If a vegetarian only eats vegetables, then what does a humanitarian eat?

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When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

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When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

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