- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Your neighbor.

"Everyone be very quite. Dont say a word or well get eaten by the big, fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "A word or well get eaten by the big fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "Look how clever Charles is now were all screwed."

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

Children and bretheren, stinky cheese Stinkyy cheeeese. Like this or you will smell stinky cheese in your bedroom

What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

Why did osama bin laden cross the road? To commit suicide

Oh, go away

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

Q: What comes first the chicken or the egg? A: Pineapple.

Why wouldn't Jimmy ever eat his vegetables at dinner? As a young boy, Jimmy watched as a robber entered his house, suffocated his mother by clogging her airway with a cucumber, and escaped with their life savings.

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Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

why can't the bat see? Because it's made of metal

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

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