Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

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What do you get when lettuce and oranges come together? I dont know, thats why I asked you.

If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.

My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. (Submitted by Aidan)

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but i have Alzheimer's. Hey i just met you.

Your pathetic humanity. Deux. Dios Gud God etc. Moral: You cannot even translate the name of his very being correctly, and you expect the bible to be translated right... Laught now, because I shall silence you soon enough...

why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

*Brother comes downstairs wet and naked* Mom: Did you enjoy your shower?

What is worse than seeing a pile of dead minorities? Dropping a dollar.

How do you make a Child cry? Slaughter his dog and feed it to him convincing him its Chili

You will not press the like button.

What did Iran say to Israel? ALLLLAHH

How many dead babies does it take to paint a room? This is impossible as dead babies are incapable of achieving such a feat.

How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

Brown Bear, Brown Bear what do you see? I see some poachers looking at that tiger over there.

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Give her a time-out. Throwing sharp objects is not okay.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

What do you call Bilbo Baggins when you use him for pleasure? Dildo Baggins

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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