Dan walked into a jelly fish

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On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

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Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

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What do you get when you cross a pumpkin with a kangaroo? An irrelevant punchline.

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Q. What did the buddhist monk say to the hotdog vendor? A. "I'd like a hotdog, please."

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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Knock Knock Who's There 42

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why was 6 jealous of 7? 7 had a huge dick.

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Sorry, had it not been for my contacts, you would all have ended up in prison because of "The Wiz", I know you got a clean plate, but this guy was doing some seriously dirty laundry claiming to be working for "The Order", again it is best you all keep low, I will make sure my men evacuate this place as soon as we have rigged the game to your favor. As far as we can tell, he was the only one leaking Intel, but I suggest you keep an close eye on the rest of your boys and girls.

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When life gives you lemons, you should be wondering how "life" managed to give you those lemons.

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a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

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What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

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When life throws you lemons, duck cuz they freakin' hurt

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Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

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What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

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Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

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why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

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I hate it when you can't tell whether a person is male or female.

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Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

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can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

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