- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

What do you call a cat that growls? A cat

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

why does god like Justin Bieber? He can't god doesn't like the devil.

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

I couldnt remember who Rhiana used to date. Then it hit me.

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

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