- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What do you call a cat with no tail? A Manx cat

What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

Whats bad about a black cop coming to your house? I was having a KKK meeting in the basement.

what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

so the weather's nice...

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

Why did the Mexican stop mowing the family's lawn? Because he felt it was time for his son to learn some responsibility.

When life gives you lemons.... Don't eat them, because you're probable hallucinating, and you don't know where they came from.

you're mommas so fat that her doctor says she is morbitly obese and may die of a heart failure later in life

Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

Why was the boy depressed? A. because his whole family was slaughtered on the kitchen floor.

why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

Brian finally kissed a girl on the lips... After her daily whore shift of blowjobs -Ap

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

Q: whats snoop doggs favourite weather? A: drizzle

Joker: say knock knock. Person: knock knock Joker: Who's there?

roses are red violets are blue, every 1 looks at you and call u a fool

"your momma's so fat that she died in her sleep last night," said the doctor. "There was nothing we could do."

-What's long, hard and full of semen? -Since this is a play on words both an erect penis and a naval submarine could apply here

I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

Why did greg come to America? Because he wanted visit the states

Why did the black man cross the road? Because he was greeting his new neighbors that moved in across the street. He was very friendly.

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