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Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

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Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

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Did you hear about the cannibal who ate the Olympic record sprinter? He's in prison for first-degree murder & crimes against humanity.

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What do you call a new born baby ? Whatever name you and your partner have agreed upon after months of sifting through baby names.

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A dermatologist walks into a strip club. He tells the stripper she has hives on her back and that she needs to go to a clinic, then gets up from his lap dance and reports her to management.

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what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

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Just so you are warned here folks, some of the jokes down here are really nasty, like you know... Antijokes... But luckily you got my family friendly stories about sex, incest, panties, grenades, dripping Meows, yeah... Regular family show stuff... IT HAPPENS TO US ALL! Right? Please tell me right? Riiight? Right? Yes? Phew, okay, for a moment I actually thought you where gonna tell me I was normal...

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a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

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snooki

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

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You

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Your face

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A pink bird and a pink elephant was out flying. Then something happened.

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How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

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How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

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so a black guy goes to a hot dog eating contest how many does he eat? enough to win.

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three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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