- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought one of them would have seen it.

Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

If you posten bout Kony I feel bad for you son. Cause ive snached 99 children and you pst saved none jesse

When Life Gives You Melons... You're Probably Dyslexic.

Why did the boy yawn? Because he was tired.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash and the other one is a watermelon.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will both fall over after being hit multiple times with an ax.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

How much wood could the woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A relatively small amount compared to the amount of trees in the world.

What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Because She had no arms. Why did suzie fall off again? Becauze Jimmy was trying to snipe her in the head the first time

Two twins are born only a minute apart. There is a mistake at the hospital and they are seperated. Years later they reconnect on Oprah and realize they do not have much in common.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What did the football coach say to fire up his team? Nothing. He was not legally allowed to say anything to his team as they were being locked out by the coach's boss, the owner of the team and anything that he said to them could lose him his job.

What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

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What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled ice cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

In Soviet Russia, Stalin kills you

-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

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