A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

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dyslexics of the world untie!

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A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

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How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

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What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

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Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

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What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

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Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? The joker was raping robin too hard

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The FCC

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Enough with the "whats worse than ... "jokes! They are getting old and have a millon different possible answers. I am aware that this is not a joke but thumbs up if you aggree with.

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Knock Knock! Come in the door is unlocked. I have cookies!

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Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

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a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

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hi

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

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What do you call an Arab on an airplane? A passenger.

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

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i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

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ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

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Anti Joke

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