- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

What happens when a black man falls out of a tree? He gets hurt.

What's grey and can't swim? A Castle

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What did the clinically depressed man get for Christmas? He received many of splendid gifts and a joyous day with his family. He realized that his life isn't so bad after all, and went home with his head held high. He was then eaten by a vicious looking 7.

Yo momma is so fat, that when I went over to your house and accidentally stepped on a skateboard, yo momma came out and said "get the %$^# off the skateboard!"

Why do blonde girls like penis? Because it tastes good

How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

Knock knock Whos there An axe murderer oh sweet come on in.... dinners on the stove and i am here all alone

You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

Hey, austin, what are you doing?

What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

why is this joke funny because your laughing

Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

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