- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

John: Hey Pablo why are you standing outside Home Depot. Pablo: Because I work here.

How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

wat is the difference between rainbows and poop? I LOVE RAINBOWS!

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

Why did YUR MOM cross the road? To go slap her annoying-ass twelve year old for using "your mom" as an insult.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Peter

Blonde: Hey, what does "Idk" mean? Blonde's friend: "I don't know" Blonde: Thank you for telling me, that has been bothering me for quite some time now.

When I eat Mi Familia Mexica food, it burns when I go to the bathroom. Is that bad?

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