why did timmy die he was shot in the head by terrorists

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Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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Q: whats worse that sucking at piano A: the world blowing up

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What do u call a banana? A banana......

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What did Valerie get for her birthday? Nothing. Because no one loves her

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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An owl and a squirrel watch a farmer walk by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing because owls are not capable of human speech. The owl then eats the squirrel because the owl is a bird of prey.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why was the little girl happy? because she found an icecream cone

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

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what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

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What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

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Dumb

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whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

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Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

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what is red, black, and blue all over? A horribly painted room.

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A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

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Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

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Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

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What's similar about a mole and an eagle? They both are blind and dig through the ground. Except the eagle.

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What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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