- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

Why did? Yes

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

what did sandy say to mr krabs nothing squirles are not smart enough to make a air tank and go under water

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

Why did the little pig squeal? Because he was going through blades at a slaughter house.

Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

josh roberts goes to church to take advantage of religiously confused young boys

Why did the corpse come to life? Because number 5 is alive!

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

What do you get when you put a pig in an oven? A dead pig.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? A puppy, but it was left too long in a wrapped up box without air, it quickly suffocated and ruined the kids chirstmas.

Your at your local street corner and find a woman, the fact that she has balls dose not stop you from inviting her into your car.

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

obama's promises

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

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