Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

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wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

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Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

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What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

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What did the man do when it was raining pineapples? He got a chainsaw and went on a killing spree against his neighbors family.

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Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

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Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

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How did the dyslexic, purple horse commit suicide? It jumped off the Grand Canyon.

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A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

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a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

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the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

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Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

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Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

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Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

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why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

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knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

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Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. Martin was a lonely man

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Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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A duck walks into a bar. The large African American male at table three punches the smaller Asian man at the bar because of a long standing and unfulfilled monetary debt. The Asian man procedes to pull out a concealed knife and repeatedly stab his assailant until he is dead. The duck orders several rounds of whiskey due to the fact that it has recently been fired from its job. Later that night, it took its own life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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