Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

DILDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

Why was the Islamic woman killed? She insulted Allah.

Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

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If you were a booger..................... I would get a tissue so i could blow my nose.

Did you know that a hamster and a cigarette are almost the same? How? Because they are both completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.

knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

Blake wilkeys hair style

Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

Your mamma's such a whore, she sleeps with men who pay her.

If John has 50 candybars and eats 45 of them how many does he have left? Diabetes.

*DRRRRIN* Finally someone uses the doorbell.

In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

What's big, black, juicy, large, and succulent? A gourmet meatball.

You shouldn't have expectations. They make ex out of pect and tations.

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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