your mama so jewish ( fat ) she had to take up two seats on the plane to fly here in the end there was no chocolate left she was taking up the whole plane space.

Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why can't jesus hold skittles? They'd fall through his hands.

-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Carl -Carl wh-wait... carl...CARL OH MY GOD!!!! WE ALL THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD ,CARL!!!! Where have you been? Oh my god... Mom's DEAD! When we all thought you were dead she hung herself! IT'S YOUR FAULT SHE'S DEAD, CARL! YOUR FAULT!!!!!! YOU ARE AN UNGRATEFUL PIECE OF SHIT CARL! YOU KNOW THAT? I hope you burn in hell.

Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

Why couldn't the duck fly? It died.

world peace

How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an ax.

whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

If you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

Your mom is so fat...

A blind man walks into a bar. He didn't know there was a step and tripped loudly. Other bargoers saw this and helped him up, he was given a beer on the house.

who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

What did John name his dog? Doggy

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

a man is bussy at work, when he gets called by his doctor. YOUR WIFE IS HAVING A BABY! the doctor yells. so the man runs to his car, drives home like a madman, and arrives home with his doctor holding the newborn in his arms. "congratulations" the doctor says "it's a boy" the man takes the baby in his arms and says: "but, this child is black!" his wife cheated on him and the familly breaks appart

u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

a man said hi.

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

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