2 Black men walk into the bar.. Guess what? There still black.

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Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

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What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

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Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Where did Little Sally go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Justin Bieber

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Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

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What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

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Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

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Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

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What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

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pull my finger (farts)

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What is red, blue, and green all over? A piece of paper with three colors on it.

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What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

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What's Brown and dirty? Dirt

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Mormons having fun.

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Knock knock Who's there? Not you

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A horse walked into a bar, the bartender asked "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, as it was a horse and did not speak English nor understand what the man had said, the horse then stumbled around the bar for a while, confused, before finding the exit and leaving.

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Knock knock Get off my porch homo

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So, two people park their car and walk into a bar. Wait, no. They were walking into a grocery store and they were riding skateboards, not a car. Then, the kid walks in after them. Oh, did I forget to mention they had children? And also, they're married. So anyway, they walk into this grocery store, and meet a barkeep. Wait no that's ridiculous why would a barkeep be in a grocery store. Let me start over. Bah.. never mind. I forgot what happened next, but it was REALLY FUNNY!

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Anti Joke

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