What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

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How many amoebas does it take to change a light bulb? Depending on your religious belief and the variation in evolutionary growth, a full study on the answer would require immense time and be very costly. I would also not feel comfortable providing an answer based on opinion or estimated guess. The answer is therefor be inconclusive.

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all your base are belong to mark

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Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

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what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

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What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

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How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

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What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

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What time is it when a cow walks into your house? The time that your mother arives.

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? Because She had no arms. Why did suzie fall off again? Becauze Jimmy was trying to snipe her in the head the first time

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what tall and looks like a jew?

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What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven? One is a human being and the other is a resourceful appliance.

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A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

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selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

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Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

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What do you call a three toed 9 foot man. His name.

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Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

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It wa Jerry's first day of kindergarten He pulled out a .44 magnum and shot himself under the chin where he was instantly dead... Yes, dead

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

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like most people my age. im 27

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