- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Two pretzels were walking down the street. One was assaulted. The other, witnessing what he'd seen, developed a harsh stereotype.

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better

What did the overweight blind kid get for Christmas? His parents died in a tragic car crash and he was left alone, fat and blind to fend for himself

A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

Whats the greatest part of buttsex the refrigerators

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

An Irish guy, a black guy, and an Asian guy walk into a bar. They all caught the plague and died.

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

Q. Whats Brow and rhymes with Snoop? A Dr. Dre

Whats up with your nan? Copious amounts of lsd

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

First joke of the most-disliked area; 9/11 joke. First joke of the most popular area; Holocaust joke. "You shouldn't joke about 9/11 you sick bastard people died" -Said all Americans ever.

How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

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