- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

How do you know a thief has been using your computer? It's missing.

A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

Church.

Why did the blind man die? He had eye surgery and the doctor told him when he first opened his eyes there would be a very bright light, turns out he also had alzheimers and wandered onto the train tracks

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

its snowing on mount fuji

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.

all jokes aside...

Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

Womens Rights

Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

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