what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

Help I'm being raped!

Q: why didn't the little black boy have a father? A: because he unfortunately died at the age of 48 with pancreatic cancer.

How many women does it take to arrange my new Ethan Allen furniture? Just one, I was told it was divorce present. She took it with her.

Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

Hey wanna hear joke? ........ yeah .......me too

Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

a little violence in a relationship doesn't hurt anybody

how did i know i had a new puppy?...... i found out when i was scraping it off my truck tire

#Hanging Degus

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

How do you make a baby fly? Hit it's mother in the stomach.

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

Thomas Hobbes had a happy life. Actually he didnt, he was born prematurely causing his mother to die. Then his dad left him at an early age to the care of an abusive older brother because he was an alcohollic. He did inspire many political beliefs though

Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

Women Sports.

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