- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

I'm a fork. Fork you!!

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a psychopath, that's why.

Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

"Lets begin, tell me about yourself," "ok, well first I'm a open book and..." "ok next" "why?" "I fucking hate books!"

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

What doesn't kill you and doesn't make you stronger? Aids

Q : whats the most annoying thing on the earth with a big fore head ? A : Paige

What do you call a dumb blonde with no hair? You don't, since there is no way of knowing that she is blonde.

What's worse than getting dumped? Being molested by a crazy hobo

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How do you kill a blonde? Pull the pin and throw it back...then proceed to paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

How many Jews can you fit in a one-person car? --One in the drivers seat, 30 million in the ashtray

Why didn't the young child commiserate the death of his grandparents after they were simultaneously crippled by a tremendous avalanche whilst skiing? He didn't exist.

A man walks outside and walks back in. Why? Because it was raining purple unicorns and he felt the need to go back inside.

A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

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