What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because the walk sign said to

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

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Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue At least that's what I've been told But honestly I've never seen those flowers so I wouldn't know.

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Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

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im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

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What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jelly is a clear or translucent fruit spread made from sweetened fruit juice, and set using naturally occurring pectin. Jam contains both fruit juice and pieces of fruit.

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

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who can beat up superman doomsday, duh, he killed him

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3 men check in to a motel. They all decide to leave given the eminent danger of being the butt of a homosexual joke.

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What's worrying about a middle-eastern man on a plane? The fact you are worrying about it.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

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What's for dinner? Flesh from when your brother was alive and your blood.

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What do you call a girl with no arms and legs? Whatever her name is.

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How many Jews does it take to bake a turkey using an oven, I don't know but it only takes one Jew to stuff one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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