Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

Whats sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going off a cliff? A Caddy fits five.

How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

YOU

There's a car about to hit me.

If life throws you melons, either catch them or get out of he way to avoid injury.

Brad Fuller!

Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

Two penguins are sitting on an ice flow. One says to the other: "hey--you know, it looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other one says, "who says I'm not?"

A woman leaves the kitchen.

Whats the difference between a sack of babies and a sandwich? A Sand which floats when you put it into a large body of water.

what do you call mexicans in a circle around a house? a spicket fence

How do you make a telemarketer scream? Set him on fire.

What's the deal with brown?

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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