- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

200,000 people are homeless! ...this year in america!

I'm trying to see from Adam Fantuzzi's point of view but i cant stick my head that far up my arse Daniel

what does a deer and grass have in common? they are both green but i lied about the deer

- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

ugh good riddance

Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

did u here bout the guy who found 500 dollars on the ground? yup he is 500 dollars richer

A man calls his wife, but she doesn't pick up. He comes home and shouts his wife's name, but no one responds. He walks upstairs and sees the bedroom door half-opened. He enters and sees his wife sleeping.

Why did the monkey ride a bike? Because he was taken from his natural environment, abused for years and forced to ride a bike.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, It's still in its pen.

i ate and i ate and i was sick on the floor 8x8=64

Why did the first elephant fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? PEER PRESSURE!

Hello.

What do a tree and a boy have in common? They both cry when you hit them with an axe... except the tree.

[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

How do you kill a blonde? Cut off the bloodflow to their vital organs.

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