Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

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Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

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What did the guy who killed Osama Bin Laden say? Burn!

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identical jokes get different votes.

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Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

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A child walks into a classroom.

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what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

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Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

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what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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A man walked on the street where he saw an other man. The two men said: "Hi!" to each other and walked together down the road. Then one of the men got ran over by a car. The other man said: "ROFL".

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What's red and smells like a rose? Bumble-bees licking honey off of a stick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

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I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

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Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

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Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

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Whats worse than bieber fever? A yeast infection.

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what's white and 10 inches? nothing....

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease, an STD from the chicken, as the chicken is a pimp) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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