- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

Why did the fat chick have a camel toe? She was half camel

69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

Why didn't the gangster cross the road? Because he J-walked and was hit by a car.

What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

Why does Santa Clause eat cookies? Because cookies not part of a balanced diet.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

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The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Billy: hey dave, wanna hear a joke? Dave: what? Billy: oh yeah, you are deaf.

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" and the duck says "Quack". The bartender is then promptly fired and committed to the nearest mental institution for thinking that ducks can talk and order beer.

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A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue. Wouldn't want to be caught in the crossfire.

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