Why did the black man have sex with the white woman? Because they were married.

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Where do you find a dog? At a pet store.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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Knock, knock -The door's open.

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John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

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Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

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Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

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What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

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Why couldn't the blonde read the road map? Because she was blindfolded and tied up in the trunk.

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A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

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Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

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What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

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65% of people are starving 32% are over 190 lbs. Think about it

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A man walks into a bar

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Cheese stick

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What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

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how do you stop a bus? shout FOR ALLAH!

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Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

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Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

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Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

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What do you call a black man at the head of the U.S.? A mistake.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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