What is pink and gets wet a tounge

can i have 10 pounds to go to the cinema?

A: you have a strong arm. B: yea i work ou- A: you can master bate a whale.

3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

Q: Who lives in a pinaple under the sea? A: Garry

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

An owl and a squirrel were sitting on a tree branch. An acorn fell on the squirrel's head and surprised, the owl moved its head 3.276 degrees to the right. The squirrel apologized for the inconvenience, but the owl would not listen, so flew off to buy a ferry to help children with terminal illnesses get to school.

how do 2 gay guys walk... one pounces into the others butt

a kid walks into a room and confesses to his mother he is gay the mother then repeatedly beats him until he is bleeding out of both ears then leaves him there to think about what he just said.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

Sticks and stones may break my bones, But words can leave deep psychological wounds that may never heal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

What's worse than finding a holocost in your apple. A truck full of dead babies then what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babies in your apple. Braving to pich fork them out

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why did spiderman fall off the roof ? cause it was wet

What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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