what the **** is wrong with kieran scotts forhead!

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Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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why do you care?

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What's big and long? My dick.

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Why was the middle-aged doctor morbidly obese? He liked bacon and was severely hypocritical.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

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What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

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Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

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No this is Patrick, I'm not a krusty krab

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What do you get if you cross a nan and a car? A squashed dead nan who released their bowels and your grandads face who was also dead as they had a cardiac arrest

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

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You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

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There's my tractor.

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Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

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doctor,doctor my eyesight is getting worse, you are certainly right, this is the post office

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if your name was urdaagaa.

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