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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

Why did the Grandad teabag his Grandson? Because he likes dipping his balls into the mouths of his Grandchildren; as if they were a teabag and his mouth was a mug.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A. Robin, get in the car.

What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

Whats red and bad for your teeth? A brick Courtesy of: http://samsjokeoftheweek.moonfruit.com/

What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

Why can't Helen Kellen drive? She's a woman.

The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

Who hacks darts? • Jack Nolan aka Bowlbot 300 J-Bowls

What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

The Pope, Queen Elizabeth and a schoolboy are on a plane that is going to crash. It crashes and they all die instantly.

How many licks does it take to get to center of a tootsie pop? pickles, 7:00 pm, wood, shoulder pain

You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

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