Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to, like any other chicken

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There are ten million million million million million million million million million million million sub-atomic particles in the universe that we can observe. Your mamma took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd...

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What happens when you divide by zero? According to the limits in Calculus, 1/x as x approaches 0 becomes closer to infinity, so we can safely conclude that if we could divide by zero, it would be a form of infinity. Positive infinity for 1/0, negative infinity for -1/0 and unsigned infinity for 0/0, as zero has no sign.

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I admit I don't know what the future holds, but one thing I know for sure is that... Lance Armstrong has only one ball.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater!

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Roses are red, violets are blue i've got a gun, pointing at you

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whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

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Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted a car to kill him so he can get to the other side with his wife and son. In other news,I had a very nice chicken cutlet and scrambled egg dinner.

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What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's Roses are Red

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Whats worse than death? Living in Agonising pain for the rest of the life that happens to be reading this statement.

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What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

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There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

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Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

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Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

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Why did the fat chick have a camel toe? She was half camel

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69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

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whos district champs not JM

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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