A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

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Doctor, doctor, it hurts when I hit my head with a hammer!! Dont hit your head with a hammer anymore.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? because 7 brutally beat and raped 9

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What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

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Why did the man dig his nose? because everyone digs their nose

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Roses are Red Violets are blue You little stupid ass bitch I ain't fucking with you

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What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

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This is the concept of anti-joke.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

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"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

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Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

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How many Frenchmen does it take to surrender? Probably just one.

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What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

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You know what's bad? Running over a baby with a truck. You know what's worse? Skidding on it.

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How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? you throw a fridge at him

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A black man has a job.

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Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

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A Cheerio is at Cheerio high school, and there is another Cheerio that he wants to ask to the prom, but she is a frosted Cheerio and because of Cheerio social statuses she would not go with him. So he goes to the Cheerio factory so he can become a frosted Cheerio. The factory workers tell him that he can be a frosted Cheerio, but the machines are malfunctioning today and they can only frost half of him. He agrees, and the girl Cheerio goes to the prom with him. He shows up at the prom with her, and she asks him to get her some punch. So, he's walking around, looking for the punch line, when he realizes: There isn't any.

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What's a pirates favorite element the periodic table? Gold.

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How did the lawyer survive the airplane crash? He didn't.

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What's worse than slipping on a bannana peel? The Gestapo. Go to Aushwitz now.

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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