- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo, time to go to Auschwitz.

Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

What do a tree and a boy have in common? They both cry when you hit them with an axe... except the tree.

Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grizzly bear in your apple

When life gives you lemons, you are most likely in the fruit section of the grocery store.

How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.

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What's the difference between a jazz musician and a cheese pizza? A cheese pizza is a food and a jazz musician is a person.

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Whys it so cold? Nuclear winter.

Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

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