yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

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Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. (do you get it cause the robot has no arms)

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My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish

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Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

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whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

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2 + 2 = 4

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Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

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a lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for directions. the Bartender takes him into a room and rapes-him

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What does two plus two equal? 4

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! *GAUH* Your face looks tasty!! :D

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Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

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What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

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When life gives you lemons, you are most likely in the fruit section of the grocery store.

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Q: What did the chicken cross the road? A: "Why did the chicken cross the road?" is a common riddle or joke in several languages. The answer or punchline is: "To get to the other side." The riddle is an example of anti-humor, in that the curious setup of the joke leads the listener to expect a traditional punchline, but they are instead given a simple statement of fact. "Why did the chicken cross the road?" has become largely iconic as an exemplary generic joke to which most people know the answer, and has been repeated and changed numerous times.

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A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

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A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

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Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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