- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage..

Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

Why cant t-rexes clap their hands? They no longer exist

What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

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