yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why do Chinese people have flat faces? Air bags.

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

If you are floating down main street in a canoe and your front right propeller falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

Roses are red Violets are red The grass is red OH MY GOD, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

Where's the dick??? east

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

How do you stop clowns from throwing cinderblocks at your car? Hire a hitman.

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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