What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

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CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

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What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

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What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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Hello, I'm David and I just stabbed my aunt in the eye. Just kidding, my name isn't David. That was an Aunt Eye(anti) joke.

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My daughter is dying of AIDS.

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sure!

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A horse dies and goes to heaven. He wonders why there aren't any atheists around.

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Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

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How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

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roses are red, violets are blue, tom cruise is gay

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your mom is so fat, shes not skinny

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How do you fit 1000 babies into a trashcan? You don't that would be wasteful! You Eat Them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

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Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

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Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

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How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

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Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

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Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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A man walks into a bar and pulls out a tiny piano and a 12 inch pianist, which is really just his member with a smiley face drawn on it. Somebody calls the police muttering, "What is this world coming to?"

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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