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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants

knock knock who's there ?? the police now get out !!

What do a Penguin, and your best friend have in common? They'll both die if you shoot them in the head.

A lion walks into a barber shop and asks for a haircut and the barber says no then the lion proceeds to kill everyone in the shop

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

Spongebob: Patrick! Can you hear me? Patrick: No, it's too dark.

What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

What did the chemist say when his BBQ ran out of charcoal? Nothing interesting.

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

Sophie Cameron is Gay

What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants

knock knock who's there ?? the police now get out !!

What do a Penguin, and your best friend have in common? They'll both die if you shoot them in the head.

How many light bulbs? 1

A lion walks into a barber shop and asks for a haircut and the barber says no then the lion proceeds to kill everyone in the shop

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

Spongebob: Patrick! Can you hear me? Patrick: No, it's too dark.

What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

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What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

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