In 1284, while the town of Hamelin was suffering from a rat infestation, a man dressed in pied clothing appeared, claiming to be a rat-catcher. He loyally promised the townsmen a solution for their problem with the rats. The townsmen in appreciation and glad to get rid of the infestation promised to pay him for the removal of the rats, they were looking forward to being left in peace. The man pleased with their decision accepted, and played a mystical musical pipe to lure the rats with a joyous song into the Weser River, where all but one drowned. Despite his renowned success, the people reneged on their promise and refused to pay the rat-catcher the full amount of money. The man left the town angry and upset the people had betrayed his kindness, he did however vow to return some time later, seeking revenge. On Saint John and Paul's day while the inhabitants were happily sat in church, he played his pipe yet again, dressed in green, like a hunter, this time attracting the young and joyful children of Hamelin. One hundred and thirty boys and girls followed him out of the town, skipping in song as they went, where they were lured into a cave. The events that followed are now known as the 1284 mass child massacrer, in which all 130 children were raped and savagely tortured and killed one by one, each viscously taped and recorded for the pipe pipers satisfaction, where a copy of each tape was sent to their corresponding parents, this was before their bodies turned up dangling from a tree and the bottom of the village, all 130 of them unrecognisable from decomposition and mutilation the pipe piper had inflicted.

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Bitch please, you're adopted as well.

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A straight A star quarterback in his senior year of high school was about to throw the game winning pass in his season's last game and complete the school's undefeated record when he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

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When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

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Why does the St. Johns River flow north? Because Georgia Sucks.

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Why did the dog eat poop?

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why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

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What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

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how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

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I tell the Doctor I'm having pains in my chest. He says that sounds serious and admits me immediately to the hospital.

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If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

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What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

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What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

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I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

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kill yourself

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I have suicidal thoughts

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Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

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Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

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Why did Mary fall off the swing. She had no arms Knock knock Whis there Not Mary.

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What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

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why did the man die? he was shot

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.

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What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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